you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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