If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
