He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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