Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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