I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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