i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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