problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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