We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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