you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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