I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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