He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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