ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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