Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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