your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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