The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
