I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
