so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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