he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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