Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think my fart just growled at me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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