physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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