Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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