forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
they're like a gay fantastic four
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I party with great urgency now.
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