it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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