Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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