I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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