is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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