it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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