He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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