We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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