She's JV to your varsity
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
