He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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