Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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