No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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