I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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