question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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