But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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