For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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