I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
