Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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