What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We are all done wearing pants today
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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