I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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