Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
