if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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