Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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