didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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