After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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