People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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