Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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