Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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