Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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