It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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