this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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