3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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