Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he was CRYING into my vagina
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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