Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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