She said her name was "party"
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
